Even though I’m perfect I remain humble.
Try as I might, I find no fault in myself.
I never trip, but if I do, I never stumble.
Some say I am crippled by a lack of self-doubt
and burdened with a tolerance for self-certainty.
As for others trying to find fault in me,
I smile when critics falter.
I take marriage vows so seriously
I’ve met three women at the altar.
What faultfinders do not wish to care to understand;
everyone who looks at my imposing fame and frame
reminds themselves of what they could be if they were me.
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*This is fake news. Narcissists do not reflect, they project.